BAND MUTATES INNOCENT CHILDREN TO POINT OF UNRECOGNITION

Don't Let Your Children Go To Band Camp!

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When I joined band, I looked around and realized that all the kids that loved band had small faces and heads. After a few days of enduring the unending wrath of band camp,I noticed that my own head had a massive decline in size. I went to the doctors: They said it was uncurable!

Please, parents, teachers, students, infants, larvae, brachioradialis and stentor eggs, Mr. Bio Guru, please don't let your small children join band! Their heads will get smaller than their brains! They'll explode! This is the reason of spontaneous combustion! You might DIE!!! You, or someone you love, or hate, might be the next victim! Protect yourself today, take a bite out of band. Call 1-800-SAVE-US today and get your free anti head shrinkage brochure from the ABA. Thank you.

Other Places to go:

Anti Band Web Site
Another Anti Band Web Site

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I can be reached at:
Mr. Joe Allan Shimbabwa joeschmoe@yahoo.com